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So, sex-dating – it’s quick, dirty, no faff. You’re chattin’ some bird, she’s like, “Wanna bang?” No dinner, no “Oh, you’re so deep” crap. Straight to the shaggin’, like animals – brilliant! Made me happy first time, proper buzzin’. But then, fuck me, the clowns show up. Bloke says he’s 6’2”, rolls up 5’4” – what’s this, a hobbit audition? Idiot sandwich! I’m ragin’, spittin’ feathers over here.

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Finally, I get it done. She’s happy, I’m relieved. But then, as I’m packin’ up, I see this kid on the street. He’s tryin’ to impress his mates by doing tricks on his skateboard. And guess what? He wipes out right in front of me! I’m like, “Ouch!” But then, he gets up, brushes himself off, and goes, “I meant to do that!” Classic! Made me chuckle.

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