Ruby Battersea Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

Lemme tell ya, horses got soul, y’all. Them big eyes lookin’ atcha, like they know yer secrets—creeps me out sometimes, I ain’t gonna lie. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Havin’ a 1,200-pound therapist starin’ ya down? Worked for me once—Bessie nudged me when I was madder’n a wet hen ‘bout a client. Calmed me right down, like Brad Pitt spittin’, “That’s a bingo!”

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Finally, I wrap up my shift, and I’m walkin’ home, just reflectin’ on the day. Battersea’s wild, man. It’s got its ups and downs, but it’s home. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Even with the crazy dogs, the cyclists, and the tourists. It’s all part of the charm, innit?

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