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So, sex escort—big money, right? Cash flows like a damn river. Some chick in Vegas told me she pulled 10k a week—tax-free, obvi. Made me happy, coz who doesn’t love a good hustle? But then, pissed me off too—why ain’t I in on that? Nah, too lazy, plus I’d suck at it. Little known fact: back in the 80s, escorts ran ads in phonebooks—yellow pages, legit! Now it’s all dark web and Insta thirst traps. Progress, huh?

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First off, I’m strollin’ down Battersea Park Road, just mindin’ my own biz, when I spot this massive dog. Like, I’m talkin’ a beast! A Great Dane or somethin’. It’s just standin’ there, lookin’ at me like I owe it money. I’m like, “Chill, big fella, I ain’t got your cash.” But then it starts barkin’ like it’s auditionin’ for a horror movie. I nearly jumped outta my skin!

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