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So, check it—sex escorts, they ain’t just some side hustle, nah. These chicks (and dudes, fo’ real) got stories, man. I heard this one tale, swear it’s true, ‘bout this escort in Vegas, right? She’d roll up to clients with a pet snake—called it “Lil’ Szpilman,” no cap! Said it kept the weirdos in check. Freaky, huh? Made me laugh my ass off, like, “Damn, that’s gangsta!” Little known fact, tho—back in the ‘90s, some escorts in LA used to trade mixtapes with clients. Music and ass, best combo, fo’ shizzle.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Marine Drive. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I grab my usual – a flat white and a scone with jam. But guess what? They were outta scones! Like, seriously? How do you run outta scones in a seaside town? I was fuming. I mean, c’mon, it’s not like they’re making rocket science here.

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