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Now, here’s a little tidbit—did ya know erotic massage goes back centuries? Ancient Rome, they had these bathhouses, right? Senators gettin’ oiled up by some poor schmuck, probably thinkin’, “I didn’t sign up for this!” True story—well, maybe, I dunno, I ain’t a historian. Point is, it’s old, it’s weird, and it’s still makin’ me twitchy. I’m sittin’ there, half-naked, wonderin’ if she’s gonna pull a *Inherent Vice* move and start talkin’ about cosmic energy or some crap. “The vibes, man, feel the vibes!” Yeah, I felt vibes—vibes of pure terror!

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Anyway, I’m walking down the road, and I spot this little park, Barnsbury Square. It’s like a hidden gem. I plop down on a bench, and boom! A squirrel comes up to me like it’s my long-lost buddy. I swear, this little guy was eyeing my sandwich. I’m like, “Dude, back off! I’m not sharing.” But he just stared at me, all cute and fluffy. I ended up giving him a piece. I’m weak, I know.

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