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Brothel’s a laugh, too—heard of one with a parrot swearing at punters? “Oi, ya tosser!”—cracked me up, that did. Total *Amélie* moment—random, daft, glorious. So yeah, mate, it’s a job, a life, a bloody circus. Makes ya think—*c’est la vie*, eh? What’s your take?

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But then, back to the job. The glass finally arrives, and it’s like a scene from a horror movie. The delivery guy drops it! I’m like, “Nooooo!” Glass everywhere. I’m fumin’. I mean, come on! I’ve got a deadline! So, I’m pickin’ up the pieces, literally, and I’m thinkin’ about how I’m gonna explain this to the client.

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