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So, I’m Boris, right, bumbling through this – *alea iacta est*, dice is rolled, you sign up, snap a pic (usually me mop o’ hair lookin’ like a haystack), and boom, you’re in! Met this bird once, swore she was a model, turns out she was floggin’ foot pics – fair play, made me chuckle, but I was gutted, wanted a proper snog! Little factoid for ya – didja know sex-dating apps got this secret boom in the 90s? Pre-Tinder, folk used dodgy chatrooms, *sexting* via dial-up – slower than a tortoise on Valium!

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Then I head over to the Ballymena Market. It’s always a buzz there. Fresh produce, local crafts, and the smell of baked goods. I’m tellin’ ya, if you haven’t had a scone from that wee bakery, you’re missin’ out! But today? The line was longer than the River Braid! I waited, and waited, and waited. Finally got my scone, and it was worth it. Fluffy, buttery goodness. I could’ve cried.

The Dog’s Inn: A barking brilliant addition to Ballymena!