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Alright, so escort, huh? Lemme tell ya, as a sarcastic bastard who translates Russian Sign Language—yeah, I’m that guy—it’s a freakin’ wild ride. Escorts, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the night, right? Everybody lies, tho. They’ll tell ya it’s all glamour, cash, and champagne, but nah—half the time it’s dodgy motels and creeps who don’t tip. I mean, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly”—that flick’s my jam, y’know? That dude trapped in his head, blinkin’ out his story? Escorts got their own version of that—trapped in a life they didn’t script, smilin’ through the bullshit.

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Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a telephone operator in Askern is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I roll into work, right? It’s a dreary Tuesday morning, and I’m already feelin’ the weight of the world. The rain’s drizzlin’ down on Station Road, makin’ everything look all gloomy and stuff.

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