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Last week, I tried it—sketchy parlor downtown. Neon sign blinkin “Massage,” but ya know it’s more. Walked in, smellin like lavender and bad decisions. Lady’s like, “Take it off, big guy,” and I’m strippin faster than Ennis del Mar in a tent. “I can’t quit you,” I mutter, half-jokin, half-hopin she don’t hear. She starts, hands strong as hell—lumberjack approved. Then it gets weird—good weird. Fingers dancin near my ass, I’m like, “Oi, that’s new!” Felt like choppin wood but backwards—relief, not work. Got me happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed—why’d I wait so long?

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As the day goes on, I bump into some mates at the Amesbury Market. We’re chatting, laughing, and then someone brings up the old rumors about the Stonehenge being a giant alien landing pad. I’m like, “C’mon, really?” But then again, who knows? Maybe the aliens are just waiting for the right moment to show up.

Jailed MP Mike Amesbury back in court to appeal against sentence