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I tried it once, ya know—dis chick in Vienna, hands like a Terminator! Slippery oils, muscles poppin’, I’m like, “Hasta la vista, stress!” Dat biochemical rush? Dopamine, serotonin—boom, instant Arnie high! But den—ugh, dis one time, some sleazy spa guy botched it, all grabby, no skill. Made me so mad I wanted to crush him like a dumbbell! “You’re terminated, pal!” I yelled. Never went back—total rookie move.

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Then I head over to the Alton Market. It’s buzzing! Fresh produce, handmade crafts, and loads of people. I’m eyeing some local honey, and this guy next to me starts chatting. Turns out he’s a beekeeper. I’m like, “Dude, that’s sweet!” (Pun intended, obviously.) He goes on about how bees are disappearing, and I’m like, “Man, I’m a forester, I get it. Save the bees!”

Alton Towers’ new toxic waste-themed ride briefly closes due to sewage leak