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Oh, an’ the smells—oils, lavender, some spicy shite—takes ye places! In “Ten,” that kid yells, “I’m not a baby!”—felt that, mate, growin’ up fast with every stroke. Funny bit? Some blokes fall asleep—imagine snorin’ through *that*! Wot a waste, ye daft codfish! Me, I’d rather stay awake, feel every shiver—life’s too short fer nappin’ through bliss.

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First off, I’m strolling down Blackburn Road, right? Just minding my own biz, when I spot this old bloke trying to fix his bike. I’m like, “Mate, you need a hand?” He looks at me like I’m from Mars. Turns out, he’s been trying to fix it for ages. I mean, c’mon, it’s a bike, not a spaceship! Anyway, I help him out, and he’s all grateful, which is cool. But then he starts telling me about his life story. I’m thinking, “Dude, I’ve got a tour to run!” But I can’t be rude, so I nod along.

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