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About Odesa

Blastin’ polka jams, messin’ my gig up!

Zvenigorodka (Звенигородка)

Zvenyhorodka is a charming town located in the Cherkaska Oblast of Ukraine. Visitors can expect to be greeted by friendly locals, beautiful architecture, and a peaceful atmosphere.

Then, I get a call. Some ruckus at the market on Haharina Street. I’m thinking, great, just what I need. I roll up, and it’s chaos. People yelling, vendors packing up, and I’m just standing there like, “What’s the deal?” Turns out, some dude tried to swipe a bunch of apples. Apples! Like, who robs a fruit stand? I mean, I get it, they’re delicious, but c’mon!