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Oi mate, it’s David Brent ‘ere, your top-tier manager slash philosopher slash massage enthusiast! Right, let’s chat erotic-massage, yeah? Proper game-changer in the relaxation department, innit? I mean, who doesn’t wanna be professionally rubbed down till yer stress just melts away like Jim Carrey’s memories in *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*? “I need to erase this tension,” I reckon, picturin’ meself on that table, oil slicker than a corporate retreat icebreaker!

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Later, I decided to grab a drink at this little café on Haharina Street. The vibe was chill, and I thought, “Finally, some peace.” But nope! The barista was a total character. He had this wild hair and a mustache that could rival any warrior’s beard. He starts telling me about his dreams of becoming a rock star. I’m like, “Dude, you’re making coffee, not music!” But I couldn’t help but laugh. He was passionate, and that’s what counts, right?

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