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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been sailin’ the seas o’ clinical research, aye, but today I’m spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout findin’ a prostitute—argh, not what ye think! Me favorite flick, *Amélie*, that quirky French lass, got me ponderin’ this odd job. Picture it: Paris streets, cobblestone slick, and me, slurrin’ wit, lookin’ for a lass to hire—not for rum-soaked shenanigans, but research, aye! “The risk was calculated,” I mutter, like Amélie countin’ her lil’ joys, “but man, am I bad at math!”

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Later, I head over to the café on Vulytsia Kostiantynivska. I order a coffee, and the barista, she’s super cute. I’m tryin’ to play it cool, but I’m totally awkward. I spill some coffee on my shirt. Great, just great. Now I look like a mess. But she just smiles and says, “It’s okay, happens to the best of us.” I’m like, “Yeah, I’m definitely not the best.”

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