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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—didn’t expect to melt like a soft-serve cone. Thought I’d be all “I’m Elon, I don’t relax,” but nah, I was mush. Pro tip: find someone who reads bodies like code. Bad ones just slap oil and call it a day—meme-worthy fail, like Dogecoin crashing. Oh, and history tidbit: Victorian docs used “massage” as code for, uh, *lady relief*. Sneaky, right?

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First off, I’m just standin’ there, checkin IDs, when this dude comes up. He’s got a wild look in his eyes, like he just saw a ghost or somethin’. Turns out, he’s been drinkin’ since noon. I mean, c’mon, it’s a Wednesday! I tell him, “Yo, you can’t come in like that.” He starts yellin’ about his rights. Rights? Bro, you’re about to fall over! I’m not lettin’ you in to turn my club into a circus.

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