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So, lemme spill—sex-dating’s wild, man. You got Tinder, Grindr, whatever, profiles screamin’ “DTF” or “no hookups”—pick a lane, right? I’m over here cacklin’ like a ghoul, ‘cause some dude’s bio says “sapiosexual” but he spells it “sapeosexual”—bro, irony’s dead! Made me mad, like, c’mon, at least Google it! But then—bam—this chick messages me, “Wanna Netflix and bone?” and I’m like, hell yeah, I’m HAPPY, floatin’ on stripes! Total *Carol* moment—“I like the hat,” but it’s more “I like the hustle.”

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So, we’re all scrambling around, trying to make everything look perfect. I’m running down Kostiantynivska Street, grabbing supplies like a madman. I’m talking paper, pens, you name it. I even bumped into my neighbor, Oleg. He’s like, “What’s the rush?” I’m like, “Dude, we’re about to get inspected!” He just laughs and says, “Good luck with that!” Thanks, Oleg. Real supportive.

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