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After that, I needed a breather. So, I pulled over at the park near the river. It’s a nice spot, you know? The Dnipro River flows by, and the view is pretty chill. I took a moment to breathe, but then I see this old lady feeding ducks. She’s got a whole bag of bread, and those ducks are going wild. I’m talking full-on quacking chaos. I couldn’t help but laugh. Life’s simple pleasures, right?