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Little known fact—back in the 80s, some dude in Cali got busted for “sexual-massage therapy” with a freakin’ avocado oil scam! Claimed it was “healin’”—ha! Cops rolled in, he’s slippin’ around like a greased pig! Made me laugh so hard I bout cried—don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t buyin’ that! Surprised me how dumb some folks are, thinkin’ they can slap “massage” on anything and call it sexy.

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee from that tiny café on Shchorsa Street. You know the one? The barista there is a legend. Always got a smile, even at 7 AM. I’m like, “Yo, can I get a double shot?” She just laughs and says, “You need it, buddy!”

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