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First call comes in at 8 AM. Some dude on Shevchenka Street is losing his mind ‘cause his car won’t start. I mean, c’mon, bro, it’s not rocket science! I send a guy over, but then I get another call. This time, it’s a lady on Kovalivka Street. She’s freaking out ‘cause her cat, Masha, is stuck in a tree. Like, seriously? A cat in a tree? I’m just picturing this fluffy diva up there, like, “Help! I’m too fabulous to come down!”

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