Brooklyn Kobelyaky Sexual Massage ❤️

About Kryvyi Rih

Little known fact—ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ each other down, callin’ it “therapeia.” Motherfuckers invented it—oiled up, naked, no shame! Imagine that shit today—cops’d bust in, “Hands off, perv!” Makes me laugh, tho—history’s freaky, huh? I’d kill for a Greek-style sexual-massage, but nah, I’m stuck scannin’ fuckin’ Doritos.

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

So, we decide to grab some coffee at that little café on Haharina Street. You know the one? The one with the weird art on the walls? I order a cappuccino, and it’s like they forgot the coffee part. Just milk, man. I’m like, “What is this, a milk bath?” Oleg laughs, and I’m just tryin’ to keep it together.

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