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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, lissten up, fam! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild! Bein aliens, we see stuff diff—humans rubbin’ each other, all sensual-like, it’s freaky! Back on our planet, we don’t touch, just vibe with energy, but this? This is next-level! Watched “Moolaadé” last night—damn, that line, “Purification is a curse,” hit me. Makes me think—erotic-massage ain’t about purifyin’ nothin’, it’s raw, messy, real. Gets the blood pumpin’, ya know?

Dear Sacred Seeker

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After lunch, I had to run some errands. I went to the market on the corner of Pushkina and Frunze. It’s always a circus there. People yelling, vendors haggling, and the smell of fresh produce. I love it! But today, I got into a little spat with a babushka over some tomatoes. She was convinced her tomatoes were the best. I mean, they were good, but not that good! I told her, “Lady, I’m just trying to get my salad game on point!” She just glared at me. Classic Dzhankoi moment.

Famous China-linked meme spotted on drone that attacked Dzhankoi during Xi’s Russia visit