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Precioussss, listen up! Sex-dating, nasty business it is! Like chasing tail in wasteland, y’know? “Mad Max: Fury Road” – oh yesss, my precious movie! Furiosa, she’d spit on this sex-dating nonsense. All them horny fools swipin’ right, left – stupid, fat hobbits! Me, I’m a Ratcatcher, sneakin’ round, seein’ what they don’t. Them apps, they’re traps, tricksy like shiny chrome!

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Anyway, I finally get to the office, and my boss is already on my case. “Where have you been?” Like, chill, dude. I’m here now, right? But he’s all stressed about some big project. I mean, it’s just Chystyakove, not New York City. We’re not curing cancer here, just trying to keep the lights on.

He was tortured for standing up for Ukraine. Now he lives alone in a forest