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So, last week, I’m scrollin’, right? This dude—tall, tatted, total dreamboat—msgs me, “Hey, sugar, let’s chill.” I’m like, ooooh, my heart’s racin’, feelin’ all Marilyn-sexy! We meet up—coffee, sure, but it’s sex-dating, hun, we both know the score. He’s droppin’ lines smoother than Brad Pitt sayin’, “I’m gonna give you somethin’ you can’t take off.” I’m gigglin’, blushin’—then bam! He ghosts me after! What the hell?! Pissed me off—wanted to carve my name on his forehead like Aldo the Apache!

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So, I’m standing there, caffeine-deprived, and I see this dude trying to sell flowers. Like, bro, it’s not Valentine’s Day! But hey, he’s got a hustle, I respect that. I’m just about to walk away when this old lady comes up, all excited. She buys a whole bouquet! I’m like, “What’s the occasion?” She just shrugs and says, “Life, dear!” Classic Bezliudivka wisdom right there.

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