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Oh, and the lies! Profiles sayin’ “6ft, ripped”—turn up, 5’2, beer belly. I’m like, “This ain’t the dream!” Sarcasm’s me shield, fam—gotta laugh or ya cry. Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, it’s cos sex-dating’s a lottery, innit. You win some, lose most—but when ya win, it’s nang.

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s all frantic, like she just saw a ghost or somethin’. “I need a whole chicken, like, NOW!” I’m like, “Lady, chill! I got you.” But she’s not havin’ it. Turns out, she’s cookin’ for some big family dinner on Lvivska Street. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who gets that worked up over a chicken?