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Man, I tried it once—thought I’d be chill, but nah, it’s intense! Hands movin’ like they got a PhD in *teasin’*. I’m layin’ there, heart racin’, thinkin’, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Like Margot Tenenbaum smokin’ in slow-mo, it’s all mysterious and *wrong* but *right*. Pro tip: it’s about trust, fam—gotta vibe with the masseuse or it’s awkward as hell. I got mad once ‘cause this dude used some cheap-ass oil, smelled like my grandma’s attic—straight-up betrayal! “You’re lookin’ so fine tonight,” my ass, smelled like mothballs!

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So, I’m strolling down Hlavná street, just minding my own business, when I see this dude trying to sell some weird snake oil. Like, bro, I’m literally a Snake Spell. I don’t need your fake magic potion! I mean, c’mon, it’s Vrbove, not some shady market in the middle of nowhere. I laughed, but then he got all defensive. Like, chill, man! I’m just here for the vibes.

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