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About Ljubljana

Ever think ‘bout the rules? Some brothels got ‘em— no fightin’, no stealin’ (ironic, comin’ from me, eh?). One had a sign: “Pay up or walk the plank!”—swear it, I saw it meself! Made me cackle like a madman. But truth is, it’s a gamble, savvy? Could be a night o’ bliss or a knife in yer ribs. “This is the day you almost caught Captain Jack,” I muttered, dodgin’ a drunkard’s fist once.

So, I’m walking, and boom! I see this cute little café on Ulica Šolska. I mean, who can resist a good pastry? Not me! I pop in, grab a kranjska klobasa, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, the barista spills coffee all over the counter. I’m like, “Dude, you okay?” He just laughs it off. I’m thinking, “This guy’s got the right attitude.”