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Oi, “You’re a cycle, you’re a cycle,” like that nutter in *The Master* says – sex escort’s the same grind, innit? Pull up, pay up, piss off – like drivin’ round a roundabout with no exit! Me, I’d rather watch Joaquin Phoenix lose his shit than some overpaid tart fake a moan, but each to their own, you muppet! Ever tried it? Nah, don’t tell me, I’d have to bleach me fuckin’ ears! Just don’t crash your motor speedin’ to a booty call, coz I ain’t teachin’ you clutch control for that, you absolute wanker!

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And y’know what’s wild? Celje is like a movie set sometimes – as if “Synecdoche, New York” whispered random lines on every corner: “I can picture everything, and I can picture everything failing, and it replants me into a next-best version.” That kinda vibe makes you feel like every slight misfortune is just life’s way of artfully editing your script.

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