Willow Tranas Whore ❤️

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So, I’m sippin’ my martini—yeah, on duty, sue me—and she struts by, all confidence, hips swayin’ like a damn weapon. Reminds me of that line, “I am a passenger,” ‘cept she ain’t ridin’ shit, she’s drivin’ the whole scene. Got this vibe, y’know? Like she’s fucked half the coast and don’t care who knows. Little known fact: back in ’98, some tart like her got nabbed for shaggin’ a mayor in a lifeguard tower—true story, mate, google it!

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Then, I head over to the lake, Vättern, which is just stunning. I mean, the view is killer! But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, and BAM! He knocks my coffee all over me. I’m soaked! I’m like, “Dude, watch where you’re going!” But he just giggles and runs off. Kids, man.

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