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About Vasteras

I knew this chick, Rosie, back in ‘89, worked the streets near Wall Street—ironic, huh? She’d flash a grin, say, “Money talks, bullshit walks.” Sharp as a tack, that one. Made me laugh, made me mad too—guys treatin’ her like dirt. Pissed me off, seein’ her dodge creeps. But Rosie? She’d shrug, “Greed is good, Gekko.” Tough as nails, like Solomon, fightin’ to breathe free.

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Location: Strängnäs, Södermanland ; Status: Changed name ; Formed in: ; Genre: Death Metal ; Themes: Evil, Anti-Christianity, Death, Damnation.

Then, boom! Next call. A cat stuck in a tree on Södra Långgatan. Seriously? A cat? I’m like, “Can’t the cat just jump down?” But nooo, it’s gotta be a drama queen. So, I dispatch the fire crew. They show up, and I swear, they’re more excited than kids on Christmas. They climb up, and the cat? Just sits there, looking all smug. Like, “What’s the fuss, humans?” I’m dying laughing.