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Fun story—back in ‘Nam, soldiers used prostitutes to smuggle intel. Sneaky, huh? I’d be all surprised, jaw droppin’, gears grindin’. “Mind blown!” I’d shout, like Riley’s brain gang. I’d probly exaggerate—say she’s got a heart o’ gold, or maybe she’s a spy! Ha! I can see Russia from my house, and I bet Putin’s jealous o’ my harvester hooker tale. Snarky? You bet. Useful? Eh, don’t try this at home, kids!

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But then, I spill coffee all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a walking disaster. I mean, who spills coffee on themselves at 8 AM? So embarrassing! I’m like, “Great, now I look like I just lost a fight with a coffee pot.”