Lucy Lund Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Hmm… oh honey, listen up! So, findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, right? I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my burnt coffee, thinkin’—jeez, it’s like *The Wolf of Wall Street* out there! You know, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—that’s me, stuck on this topic. I mean, where do ya even start? Back in Springfield, I’d be all naggy, “Homer, don’t you dare!” But real talk—people been doin’ this forever. Like, did ya know, in old Rome, they had brothels with menus? Freakin’ menus! Pick yer girl like she’s a donut—crazy, huh?

1. Kamathipura, Mumbai

Lund – not her real name – says the law, combined with the stigma attached to prostitution, makes it impossible to put accurate figures on the number of people.

So, I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to enjoy my lunch, when I see this couple. They’re havin’ a picnic, all lovey-dovey. I’m like, “Great, just what I need to see.” But then, the guy pulls out a ring! He’s gonna propose! I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” But then, he drops the ring! It rolls right into the fountain! I’m dyin’ inside, laughin’ so hard.

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