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But nah, gotta focus—dis ain’t no love ballad, it’s business, da? She winks, says, “One night only, big boy,” and I’m tempted, but den—Lightbulb!—I remember I’m Gru, evil genius, not some lovesick poet! Still, she’s got dat fire, “diamonds are a girl’s best friend,” and I respect da hustle. Walk away grinnin’, thinkin’—maybe I’ll cast her in my next scheme, eh? What a night!

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my girl, Lisa. She’s like, “Hey, wanna grab lunch?” I’m thinkin’, “Sure, but I’m knee-deep in machine guts.” But I can’t say no to her. So I’m like, “Yeah, meet ya at Joe’s on 3rd.”

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