Taylor Bergshamra Whore ❤️

About Malmo

One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

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Anyway, I finally get into the groove of work. Numbers, graphs, all that jazz. But then, I hear this loud music outside. I peek out the window, and there’s a street party happening on Bergshamra Gatan! Like, seriously? I’m stuck inside while everyone’s having a blast? I was so tempted to join.

Steepest rise in Swedish food prices in two years