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So, erotic-massage. It’s handsy stuff, right? Some gal—or dude, I don’t judge—slidin’ their mitts all over ya, tryna get ya goin’. Ain’t my thing. I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some stranger knead my back. But people love it! Freaks me out. Costs like fifty bucks minimum, more if ya want the “happy endin’”—yeah, that’s the dirty secret. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, them pervy emperors had slaves doin’ this crap, callin’ it “luxury.” Luxury my ass. I’d rather chop wood.

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So, I head out, ready to tackle the day. I’m walking down Hisingen, and I see this cute little café, Café Majorna. I’m like, “Why not?” I grab a kanelbullar (cinnamon bun) and a latte. Best decision ever! I mean, who doesn’t love a good pastry? But then, I spill my latte all over my shirt. Ugh! I’m standing there, looking like a hot mess, and I can’t help but laugh. Only me, right?

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