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Oi, mateys! Gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit, savvy? Sex-datin’, arrgh, what a bloody mess o’ madness! Picture this—me, stumblin’ through ports, chasin’ skirts, but now it’s all swipe-right rubbish. I reckon it’s like “Synecdoche, New York”—life’s a bleedin’ play, innit? “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman says, and ain’t that the truth with these hookups? Ye start with a wink, end up ghosted, or worse—catfished by some lass with a peg leg!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Storgatan. Best coffee in town, no cap. I ordered my usual—double espresso, extra shot. The barista, Anna, she’s cool, but today she was all over the place. Like, girl, focus! She spilled my drink. I was like, “Really? My caffeine fix?” But I laughed it off. Gotta keep it light, right?