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Personal quirk? I mutter to myself, “Morgan, you too old for this,” while I’m flippin’ through X posts, seein’ folks brag ‘bout their “massage adventures.” Surprised me, yo—people out here loud ‘n’ proud ‘bout it! I’m like, “Y’all wild!” But real talk, as an investigator, I gotta stay cool, wise, narratin’ this mess like it’s a damn documentary. Sexual-massage claims? Half the time, they’re fake—people tryna cash in on a “pulled muscle” that never happened. Other half? Real injuries, real trauma, and I’m over here, feelin’ like the dad in “The Return,” tryna fix what’s broke.

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Next, I head over to Kalmar Castle. This place is epic! It’s got that medieval vibe, and I’m all about it. I’m wandering around, imagining knights and princesses, when I overhear this tour guide. He’s talking about how the castle survived wars and stuff. I’m like, “Wow, this place has seen some drama.” But then, I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and everyone’s staring. Ugh, so embarrassing!

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