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The hands, though—oh, the hands! Slidin’ everywhere, not too pushy, not too shy. I’m like, “This is great!” then “This is weird!” then back to “This is great!” Total rollercoaster. Made me happy—sure, who wouldn’t be? But angry too—why’s this gotta cost so much? Fifty bucks for an hour, and I’m still tense after! Surprised me how good it felt, though—those little known tricks, like they press some spot near your spine, and bam, you’re meltin’. Didn’t expect that! Thought it’d be all gimmicky, like a bad porno, but nah, it’s legit.

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So, I’m sitting there, sipping this bitter brew, and I see this cute dog outside. It’s a golden retriever, just chilling. I’m like, “Dude, I wish I was you.” Then, outta nowhere, the dog starts barking at a pigeon. Classic! I’m cracking up, and the barista gives me a weird look. Whatever, I’m just vibing.

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