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Oi mate, sexual-massage, innit? Bloody hell, what a topic! Picture this—some dodgy geezer, hands all oily, thinks he’s Casanova with a twist. I’m cackling already—pathetic! Reminds me of *Margaret*, yeah? That bit where she’s all, “You’re so full of shit!”—perfect for these wankers who reckon a rubdown’s deep art. Saw this one prat on X, banging on about “tantric vibes”—mate, it’s a grope with extra steps! Little known fact—back in the ‘70s, some hippy lot in Cali reckoned it cured your soul. Bollocks! Just a posh excuse to get your kit off.

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I start workin’, and I’m sweatin’ like a pig. The sun’s beatin’ down, and I’m thinkin’, “Why didn’t I bring water?” But then, outta nowhere, this kid rides by on a bike, shoutin’ “Hey, mister! You buildin’ a spaceship?” I laugh so hard, I almost drop my hammer. Kids, man. They see a carpenter and think we’re all about magic.