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So, picture this—some dodgy parlor, dim lights, funky smells. We’s sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What’s this rubbish?” Bloke comes in, all “relax, mate,” and starts rubbin’—too close, precious! We hates it! Feels like them alien traps in the movie—“The void opens up!”—but it’s just some greasy geezer kneadin’ yer back. Made me proper mad, that! Who pays for this nonsense?

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First stop? The park at Vacaresti. You know, the one with the lake? It’s like a mini oasis in the concrete jungle. I’m strolling, vibing, when I see this dude trying to fish. I mean, c’mon, bro, you really think you’re gonna catch something in that murky water? I laugh, and he gives me this look like I just insulted his mother. Chill, man, it’s just a joke!

Nature in the city: Bucharest is home to 200+ bird species, 180 in Vacaresti Park