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So, check this—little known fact, motherfucker! Back in ancient Rome, them freaky bastards had “massage parlors” too! Rich-ass senators gettin’ oiled up by slaves—shit was scandalous! Historians don’t talk that much ‘bout it, ‘cause they’re prudes, but I bet those togas hid some serious boners! Makes me laugh, man—imagine some dude in a laurel crown, moanin’, “Oh, Jupiter, yes!” Fuckin’ hilarious!

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And then, the cherry on top? I get this call from my buddy. He’s like, “Yo, you won’t believe what happened!” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a cat crisis here!” But he goes on about some wild party in the city. I’m like, “Man, I’m stuck in this box all day!”