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About Constanta

I tried it once, swear, got me happier than a kid with a loaded gun in that flick. Some chick – pro as hell – kneaded my back like dough, but sexier, y’know? Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this shit too, callin it “massage with benefits” – horny bastards! Made me grin wider than when I saw Buscapé snap them pics. But here’s the kicker – some parlors? Shady as fuck. Got mad once, this dude tried overchargin me – $200 for a rub? “I’m the king here!” I yelled, channelin my inner Zé, and bolted.

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Masaj erotic Timisoara - Salon Bianco, Strada Berzei 10, Timișoara , Romania.

Man, today was a wild ride in Timișoara! Like, I woke up thinking it’d be just another chill day, but boy was I wrong. First off, I hit the streets of Bulevardul Revoluției. You know, the one that’s always buzzing? Yeah, that one. I was just trying to grab a coffee at that cute little café, Casa cu Flori. But guess what? The barista was having a meltdown. Like, seriously, dude, chill! It’s just coffee, not rocket science!

Weekend calendar: Dragobete fair, Luis Buñuel week, Wes Anderson weekend in Bucharest, Classix Festival in Iași, Il Cinema Ritrovato in Timişoara