Brianna Pancota Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oh, one time—heard this story—guy falls asleep durin’ one! Wakes up, oil everywhere, droolin’ like me with a Krusty Burger! Total dope—cracked me up! Anyway, sexual-massage? It’s messy, weird, awesome. Kinda like life in *Fish Tank*—raw, real, sloppy. “You’re my little princess,” I’d say to it, if it were a person—D’oh! What a ride!

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While I’m working on Max, I hear a knock. It’s my buddy, Alex, from the pet shop down on Strada Călărașilor. He’s got this parrot on his shoulder, squawking like it’s auditioning for a Broadway show. I’m like, “Dude, what’s with the bird?” He’s all, “Just thought I’d drop by.” I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need—more chaos.”

24-year-old Minnesota man travels to Romania to meet birth family