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Then, boom! My first patient walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got a bone sticking out like a cartoon character. I’m like, “Dude, what happened?” He just shrugs. Classic. So, I get to work, and let me tell ya, cutting bones is not for the faint-hearted. It’s messy, it’s bloody, and sometimes, it’s downright hilarious. Like, I’m there, focused, and suddenly, I slip. The saw goes flying! Thank God it didn’t hit Ion. He’d probably faint right there.

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