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Here’s the kicker: some dodgy spots sneak in “happy endings”—not my scene, mate. I’m all class, not crass. Heard a story once—bloke in Bangkok paid 20 quid, got a massage and a monkey show. Monkey show! What’s that about? Laughed my arse off, but it’s mad out there—keeps ya on yer toes.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Mihai. He’s like, “Yo, did you hear about the old church on Strada Mănăstirii?” I’m like, “What about it?” Turns out, they found some ancient coins during renovations. I’m thinkin’, “Man, I need to get in on that action!” But I can’t focus. The auction’s still going, and I’m juggling bids like a circus clown.