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So, this one time, I met this chick—total pro, worked the streets like she owned ‘em. Had this vibe, all sultry and dangerous, like she coulda been in *Tropical Malady*, whisperin’, “I’m drawn to your shadow.” Got me all hot ‘n bothered, but also pissed—why’s she gotta be so damn good at this? Made me wanna rule the world just to impress her, ha! Little known fact: back in the ‘60s, whores in Bangkok had this secret code—red ribbons in their hair meant “booked,” yellow was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some sneaky shit? Blows my mind, man.

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So, I’m walkin’ down Rua Direita, and I’m feelin’ all the vibes. The cobblestones are kinda bumpy, but whatever. I’m just tryin’ to soak it all in. Then I spot this cute little café, A Brasileira. I’m like, “Heck yeah, I need coffee!” I order a bica, and the barista is super chill. But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a total mess.

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