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So, picture this – I’m out in the streets, dodgy alleyways, lookin’ for a bird who’s down to bang for a few quid. It ain’t glam, bruv, it’s gritty as fuck. I’m like, “Is it ‘cos I is black?” when the coppers start eyein’ me up – nah, mate, it’s just the game, innit! Back in the day, right, prossies used to hang by them old red phone boxes – proper retro shit. Little fact for ya – in London, they called ‘em “tarts’ cards” when they’d slap their numbers up. Ain’t no one know that no more, ‘cos apps fucked it all up, bruv.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! Like, seriously, it was sunny two seconds ago. I’m sprinting down Avenida da Liberdade, trying to find shelter. I duck into this café, and guess who’s there? Ana! The girl I’ve had a crush on since forever. She’s sitting there, sipping a bica, looking all cute. I’m like, “Perfect timing, right?”

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