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About Funchal

What gets me mad? The sleazy blokes runnin’ these joints. Saw one once, fat git, treatin’ the girls like dirt. Wanted to shove my Walther PPK up his—well, you get it. But then, this one lass, yeah, she surprised me. Sassy as hell, quotin’ poetry mid-chat. “Love is blind,” she says—straight outta Godard! I’m thinkin’, bloody hell, she’s got more class than half the spies I know.

What to do in Sernancelhe

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After that, I stroll down Rua da Igreja. It’s a cute street, all cobblestones and old-school vibes. I’m just vibin’, when I see this old dude, Senhor Joaquim, trying to fix his bike. I mean, it’s a total wreck. I’m like, “Need a hand?” He looks at me like I’m crazy. “I’ve been fixing this for 20 years!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, maybe it’s time to let it go?” But he just grins. Classic Joaquim.

Portugal: Around 13 council areas are at maximum risk of fire