Maeve Povoa De Lanhoso Whore ❤️❤️

About Amadora

She’s got quirks, too. Always got this dodgy fag hangin’ outta her gob, even when she’s swimmin’. How’s she do that? Fuck knows! An’ get this—some ol’ codger said she’s banned from three beaches ‘round here. Three! Caught her nickin’ ice creams off kids, the mad cow. I’m sittin’ there, whistle in me mouth, thinkin’, “Ozzy, you’ve seen it all now!”

Três feridos, um em estado grave, num despiste na Póvoa de Lanhoso

And then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy João. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe this! The fountain in Praça do Almada is spewing green water!” I’m thinking, “What the heck? Is it St. Patrick’s Day already?” I can’t help but laugh. Only in Povoa-de-Lanhoso, man.

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