Lauren Portalegre Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Vila Nova de Gaia

She’s got this crazy story - used to run with some sketchy crew in Springfield’s back alleys, sellin’ knockoff comics or somethin’. One time, she got busted, but talked her way outta it - smooth as hell! Reminds me of that “Timbuktu” bit, “We sing to forget!” - Whore’s probs singin’ all the time to dodge the crap she pulls. Bet she’s got a voice like a chainsaw, tho - hilarious to imagine her screamin’ off-key!

Portalegre

Whore Portugal, Rimming, Deep Throat, 69 Position, Deep Throat. Portalegre · Setubal · Lourinha · Setubal · Almargem · Moimenta-da-Beira · Leca-do.

After that, I decide to hit up the Museu de Portalegre. I mean, why not? I’m a writer, I should be cultured, right? I walk in, and it’s like stepping back in time. There’s all this cool stuff from the 18th century. But then, I trip over my own feet. Classic me. I knock over a vase. It’s like a scene from a bad comedy. Everyone stares. I’m mortified. I just laugh it off, but inside, I’m dying.

Heavy rain, floods batter Lisbon, residents urged to stay home