Lydia Ponte De Lima Whore ❤️

About Coimbra

Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

Área de leitor

Ponte de Lima is a delightful riverside town 26 km upstream on the River Lima from Viana do Castelo. The small settlement of just less than 3, inhabitants is the oldest vila (chartered .

After that, I decided to stroll along the Lima River. It’s beautiful there, with the old bridge and all. I mean, Ponte-de-Lima is literally named after this river! But then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. Like, torrential downpour! I was soaked in seconds. I thought I’d be smart and duck into a shop on Rua 1º de Maio. Nope! It was a tourist trap. I ended up buying a tacky fridge magnet. Ugh.

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